The Picard ManeuverSisko explains it all
Flying SquidI’m not saying I didn’t masturbate thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s, but I didn’t not masturbate thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s.
Too bad she’s a nutcase.
AGIMUSYou could have easily not posted this.
marmotworksYeah, but it’s reassuring that we’re not alone
Sorry, should I have been more explicit?
In that case, I definitely masturbated while thinking about Clarissa when I was a teenager in the 90s.