YOUR 2023 CALENDAR WRAPPED

You spent 31 DAYS in each of the months of August, March, July, January, October, and May. That’s a six way tie. Guess you’re the type who can’t be satisfied by just one month! 😎

Your longest day was NOVEMBER 5, a whopping 25 hours. Falling back like a champ! 🍂

This year was the 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF 2013. Here’s to another 10 more! 🥳

You’ve had 51 MONDAYS so far this year. Yikes! We won’t tell Garfield if you won’t. 🐈

can't be bothered to rewrite this with new dumb jokes for 2024, and just changing the number seemed too lazy, so I'm just boosting it
@tom (I heard about the Monday part )
@tom Wait for all the Europeans coming in to tell you that our longest day was on October 29, a week earlier than in the US. ;)