Hackers steal NFTs worth millions. In other news, NFTs worth millions.

https://lemmy.world/post/9675964

Hackers steal NFTs worth millions. In other news, NFTs worth millions. - Lemmy.World

The way I read the article, the “worth millions” is the sum of the ransom demand. The funny part is that the exploit is in the “smart” contract, ya know the thing that the blockchain keeps secure by forbidding any updates or patches?

No one is gonna buy any NFTs for millions lmao
As crazy as it sounds, some people do.
It’s a great way to launder money.
Mmm, considering NFTs are all on transparent blockchains, I don’t know that I would choose that particular method to accomplish that.

The transparency is the feature that makes it great. I can buy drugs or whatever, and exchange you buy an NFT from me of equal value. Now when the bank comes and says “where did this >$15k transaction come from?” I can point to the blockchain and say that I sold my fancy monkey pic.

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Yeah, I know it’s happened for a while, but my big question would be why are you having to put your money back in the bank instead of leaving it on a blockchain such as Monero. The dollar is about the biggest scam around along with all other government fiat currencies.

Because sometimes even criminals need to buy things that aren’t illegal, I guess. And the legitimate people who have those things don’t want to play games dealing with fake internet money.

If I want to buy a jetski, the place I buy it from isn’t going to take crypto because the people that sell the parts for it don’t take crypto and the people who build it can’t pay for food in crypto.

No matter how you personally feel about it, crypto is only useful for rug pull scams, money laundering, and black-market transactions. It’s real innovation is undoing centuries of banking regulations so that people can learn the hard way why all those regulations exist.

For now, sure. However, i will say that i have been buying food woth crypto for over a year now and havent starved yet. And if i wanted a jetski and wanted to pay in crypto i could do so. Fundamentally, crypto and banking are two totally different things because with a bank somebody holds your money. With crypto, you hold your money.

The exchanges are basically cryptos banks. They hold your money, not you.

And they are much more prone to scamming you than any bank ever could.

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They don’t hold my money. I use them as they are supposed to be used. I get in, exchange my crypto, and then immediately withdraw it. They are not meant to hold your money. And true crypto people don’t let them hold their money.