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harpermisskey bees plugin
magmaus3@blueb
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Gabbo the wafrn dev guy@[email protected] I cant beelieve it
#According-to-all-known-laws of-aviation #there-is-no-way-a-bee should-be-able-to-fly. -- Its-wings-are-too-small-to-get its-fat-little-body-off-the-ground. -- The-bee #of-course #flies-anyway -- because-bees-don't-care what-humans-think-is-impossible. -- Yellow #black.-Yellow #black. Yellow #black.-Yellow #black. -- Ooh #black-and-yellow! Let's-shake-it-up-a-little. -- Barry!-Breakfast-is-ready! -- Ooming! -- Hang-on-a-second. -- Hello? -- --Barry? --Adam? -- --Oan-you-believe-this-is-happening? --I-can't.-I'll-pick-you-up. -- Looking-sharp. -- Use-the-stairs.-Your-father paid-good-money-for-those. -- Sorry.-I'm-excited. -- Here's-the-graduate. We're-very-proud-of-you #son. -- A-perfect-report-card #all-B's. -- Very-proud. -- Ma!-I-got-a-thing-going-here. -- --You-got-lint-on-your-fuzz. --Ow!-That's-me! -- --Wave-to-us!-We'll-be-in-row-118 #000. --Bye! -- Barry #I-told-you #stop-flying-in-the-house! -- --Hey #Adam. --Hey #Barry. -- --Is-that-fuzz-gel? --A-little.-Special-day #graduation. -- Never-thought-I'd-make-it. -- Three-days-grade-school #three-days-high-school. -- Those-were-awkward. -- Three-days-college.-I'm-glad-I-took a-day-and-hitchhiked-around-the-hive. -- You-did-come-back-different. -- --Hi #Barry. --Artie #growing-a-mustache?-Looks-good. -- --Hear-about-Frankie? --Yeah. -- --You-going-to-the-funeral? --No #I'm-not-going. -- Everybody-knows #sting-someone #you-die. -- Don't-waste-it-on-a-squirrel. Such-a-hothead. -- I-guess-he-could-have just-gotten-out-of-the-way. -- I-love-this-incorporating an-amusement-park-into-our-day. -- That's-why-we-don't-need-vacations. -- Boy #quite-a-bit-of-pomp... under-the-circumstances. -- --Well #Adam #today-we-are-men. --We-are! -- --Bee-men. --Amen! -- Hallelujah! -- Students #faculty #distinguished-bees #please-welcome-Dean-Buzzwell. -- Welcome #New-Hive-Oity graduating-class-of... -- ...9:15. -- That-concludes-our-ceremonies. -- And-begins-your-career at-Honex-Industries! -- Will-we-pick-ourjob-today? -- I-heard-it's-just-orientation. -- Heads-up!-Here-we-go. -- Keep-your-hands-and-antennas inside-the-tram-at-all-times. -- --Wonder-what-it'll-be-like? --A-little-scary. -- Welcome-to-Honex #a-division-of-Honesco -- and-a-part-of-the-Hexagon-Group. -- This-is-it! -- Wow. -- Wow. -- We-know-that-you #as-a-bee #have-worked-your-whole-life -- to-get-to-the-point-where-you can-work-for-your-whole-life. -- Honey-begins-when-our-valiant-Pollen Jocks-bring-the-nectar-to-the-hive. -- Our-top-secret-formula -- is-automatically-color-corrected #scent-adjusted-and-bubble-contoured -- into-this-soothing-sweet-syrup -- with-its-distinctive golden-glow-you-know-as... -- Honey! -- --That-girl-was-hot. --She's-my-cousin! -- --She-is? --Yes #we're-all-cousins. -- --Right.-You're-right. --At-Honex #we-constantly-strive -- to-improve-every-aspect of-bee-existence. -- These-bees-are-stress-testing a-new-helmet-technology. -- --What-do-you-think-he-makes? --Not-enough. -- Here-we-have-our-latest-advancement #the-Krelman. -- --What-does-that-do? --Oatches-that-little-strand-of-honey -- that-hangs-after-you-pour-it. Saves-us-millions. -- Oan-anyone-work-on-the-Krelman? -- Of-course.-Most-bee-jobs-are small-ones.-But-bees-know -- that-every-small-job #if-it's-done-well #means-a-lot. -- But-choose-carefully -- because-you'll-stay-in-the-job you-pick-for-the-rest-of-your-life. -- The-same-job-the-rest-of-your-life? I-didn't-know-that. -- What's-the-difference? -- You'll-be-happy-to-know-that-bees #as-a-species #haven't-had-one-day-off -- in-27-million-years. -- So-you'll-just-work-us-to-death? -- We'll-sure-try. -- Wow!-That-blew-my-mind! -- 'What's-the-difference?' How-can-you-say-that? -- One-job-forever? That's-an-insane-choice-to-have-to-make. -- I'm-relieved.-Now-we-only-have to-make-one-decision-in-life. -- But #Adam #how-could-they never-have-told-us-that? -- Why-would-you-question-anything? We're-bees. -- We're-the-most-perfectly functioning-society-on-Earth. -- You-ever-think-maybe-things work-a-little-too-well-here? -- Like-what?-Give-me-one-example. -- I-don't-know.-But-you-know what-I'm-talking-about. -- Please-clear-the-gate. Royal-Nectar-Force-on-approach. -- Wait-a-second.-Oheck-it-out. #I-cant-be-arsed-to-copy-all-of-it-on-my-phone
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