The mechanic is always trying to upsell me on tire rotations and I’m like nice try but that's literally what those things do.
@Alice
LOL! I was chatting with my dad recently and his mechanic refuses to rotate his tires because they're apparently wearing perfectly even. Fluke 100% pristine alignment. "Don't touch them, don't even look at them funny." 😂

@mnemonicoverload @Alice
I saw a Jeep parked the other day with four balding and rotting tires, with a spare on the back that still had sprues and was so glossy from Tire Shine I could practically see myself.

Rotate your spare also!