Hairbrush [image] - sh.itjust.works

I didn’t know what to post, so I panicked. Image says: “You don’t know what fun is until you’ve witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming “A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt” while angrily circling a hairbrush that’s been dropped on the floor…” By: Nicki@AwkwardAndOdd

Isn't the proper Scottish spelling "fooking?"
No, that’s an English thing.