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@dancinyogi

Cruel viola jokes…

What’s the difference between a viola and a coffin? The coffin has the dead person on the inside.

How is a viola like a lawsuit? Everyone’s happy when the case is closed.

Why is the word for viola in German ‘bratsche’? That’s the sound it makes when you sit on it.

What’s the difference between a violist and a dog? A dog knows when to stop scratching.

How do you keep your violin from getting stolen? Put it in a viola case.