@dancinyogi
A cop is sitting at a speed trap when he sees a car driving by. A man is driving it and in the back seat are a dozen penguins. The cop pulls the car over. "Listen," he says to the driver, "I'm not going to give you a ticket, but you've got to take these penguins to a zoo, okay?" The driver agrees, and the cop watches him drive the penguins off down the road.

The next day, the cop is at the same spot, and he sees the same car driving by, with the same guy driving and a dozen penguins in the back seat, only this time the penguins are wearing sunglasses. The cop gets pissed, turns on his siren, pulls the car over.

"Listen, buddy," he says to the driver, "I gave you a pass last time, but I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!"

"We went to the zoo yesterday," the driver replies. "Today we're going to the beach."