i go to mastodon. i complain about bug. rando says "treatment is simple. great clown maintainer is on github tonight. file an issue. that should fix your bug." i burst into tears. say: "but rando.... i am maintainer"

@amy
oh! well then you need to add just one more step:

1. file issue
2. appoint someone else as maintainer

@llewelly @amy This way has worked for me:
1. Fix issue badly
2. Someone else gets angry about bad fix.
3. They file better fix.