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Oxford's 2023 Word of the Year is "rizz". For the less hip out there, this is slang for risotto.

Example: "I hate it when chefs try to make rizz on cooking competitions. These are trained culinary professionals, they should know it takes a long time to cook rizz properly."

Dec 12, 2023 at 9:00pmWeb
Show threadAllan ChowDec 12, 2023
@lowqualityfacts does that make me the rizz king
Show threadTeaceratops/GameDev MumDec 12, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I thought it was the paper used to roll a spliff?
Show threadRoger Ap GwillianDec 12, 2023

@lowqualityfacts
That puts a new spin on the Jimmy Durante song.

Spring is sprung
The grass is RIZZ
I wonder where the boidies is?

The boids is on the wing, they say.
But that's absoid
The wings is on the boid, obviously.

Show threadAprylle PeculiarisJan 5, 2024
@ausgroucho @lowqualityfacts 🤣
Show threadajft [SEC=continvoucly morged]Dec 12, 2023
@lowqualityfacts better than the "cozzie livs" that apparently got woty in aus. despite nobody claiming to have ever heard of it prior to the announcement
Show threadBunRab Is Old And TiredDec 12, 2023
@lowqualityfacts
The only use of "rizz" I know of is:
Spring is sprung, the grass is rizz
I wonder where the birdies is!
Show threadPaper MoonDec 13, 2023
@lowqualityfacts finally I understand what that song is about, Putting on the Rizz.
Show threadCymphoni FantastiqueDec 13, 2023
@lowqualityfacts this is why I follow this account.
Show threadTerraDec 13, 2023
@lowqualityfacts I want to know where people are using this word. I’ve seen this in the wild maybe once or twice, online.
Show threadChookMother 🇦🇺🦘Dec 14, 2023
@lowqualityfacts There used to be stuff called Rice a Riso which I think was an attempt to get Australians to eat risotto in the 1960s. It was all just-add-water because they thought a real risotto would be too complicated for Australians. How wrong they were!
Show threadsj_zeroJan 5, 2024
Second definition: Drunk rice (or rice while you're drunk)

Possibly rice while you're drunk on rice wine you drank
Show threadAprylle PeculiarisJan 5, 2024
@lowqualityfacts Don’t tax my rizz so hardcore, cruster.
Show threadWilliam GodsoeJan 5, 2024
@lowqualityfacts @TroyBaisden the more you know!
Show threadFiona GregoryJan 5, 2024
@lowqualityfacts Less ridiculous than the actual meaning of this "word"