When the invasion from the fourth dimension came, it had unexpected benefits. The new overlords were surprisingly mild. They only wanted the Earth for Qling, a substance we neither understood nor needed. They filled enormous eye-warping four dimensional tankers with a cargo we couldn’t even perceive, then left us in peace. A few stayed, having found human friends and even lovers.

My neighbour is one such. We met when xe returned my lost cat. “I don’t know how she keeps getting out”, I said, “all the doors and windows are shut”.

“What about that gap there?”

“Where?”

“Oh of course, it’s invisible in three dimensions. Here let me close it up.”

The cat is still furious about this.

#Tootfic #MicroFiction

@Unixbigot Cat microfiction is always the most boosted. This has been my experience too.

@futzle clearly cat tales get more love than GCC release note parodies¹ :)

¹ https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/111558390161606009

Christopher Biggs (@[email protected])

August 31, 2026 The GCC developers are pleased to announce the release of GNU Compiler Collection 16.0. This release series is a platform expansion, adding support for CRISPR object protein format. This release adds backends for six of the seven currently available non-free protein sequencing machines, as well as the free hardware GBH (GNU Body Hacker) toolchain. Example programs can be found in the distribution under examples/backends/crispr/ and include eye color change, and a cure for type-II diabetes. #Tootfic #Microfiction

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@futzle it was originally going to be about how ants always get in, I don’t know how the cat got in there.