Christmas Tree Tips for an Enjoyable Holiday.

1) To make sure Santa doesn't avoid your Christmas Tree, make sure it isn't knotty.

2) Christmas Tree decorations to avoid, to make the experience more enjoyable and less messy:
Jello Cubes
Fish Heads
Melon Balls

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