Quiss42Dec 11, 2023
MostlyHarmless
Dec 11, 2023 at 7:03amWeb
Show threadbardmDec 11, 2023

@MostlyHarmless

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!

'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!

THIS IS AN X-PARROT!!

Show threadPalmAndNeedleDec 11, 2023
@MostlyHarmless barely
Show threadTwobiscuits🚴‍♂️ Dec 11, 2023
@MostlyHarmless except in this case, it actually was 🐦
Show threadDanyDec 11, 2023
@MostlyHarmless Brilliant.
Show threadBruce Heerssen Dec 11, 2023
@MostlyHarmless
This is an X-bird!
Show threadYadyO Dec 11, 2023
@MostlyHarmless
Oh my God!!! Perfection 🤣
Show threadThe Evil MicrowizardDec 11, 2023
@MostlyHarmless 'E's not dead.' 'E's just pinin' for the advertisers!
Show threadThis is HellDec 11, 2023
@MostlyHarmless @YadyO 🤣🤣🤣
Show threadYadyO Dec 12, 2023
@scentedmeat @MostlyHarmless
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Show threadMsGrumpyGreenDec 15, 2023
@MostlyHarmless 👏😂🤣🤣
Show threadtwilwel antifascistDec 19, 2023
@MostlyHarmless M: "Well you see sir, they are not meant to be flushed down the Xitter" E: "I never did that. Although.... come to think of it, I did let Alex use the bathroom".
Show threadTrojan DuckJan 10, 2024

@MostlyHarmless

"This is an...erm, X-website!"
"You picked the name, mate."