@coral 💯

@coral

"we fired them because it was trendy at the time"

@coral
“She moved to another state and got job there.”
“Funny. That’s why I left my last job as well.”
“…well that makes two of us then.

@coral I mean people think this is a gotcha but it is probably something like, "They were laid off from not securing a funding round before sales improved."

@coral oooeeeoooeeeooooooo..... wahh wahh wahhhhhh

@[email protected]

@coral there goes our last employee. 😢

@coral lol

@coral
"We have a great work environment and team spirit, no one left for years"
Me, detective mode: "Well, what about the guy who had the job that I am applying for?"
"He had a accident and died."
Me, let the earth swallow me mode: "... oh. ... sorry"