Mastodawn

This is the look I get when I'm about to go #Fassbender mode (gonna watch The Killer again)

First segment of this movie is way funnier on second viewing

@healyn “nobody wants to talk to a german tourist”

@gonzo "Popeye said it best. 'I am what I am'."

@healyn his edgy monologuing while going to get mcdonalds and sit in the park lol

@gonzo taking the buns off to avoid the carbs

@healyn doing yoga in an abandoned wework

@gonzo and he only rented a wework because he figured it was smarter than an airbnb

"'It's the idle hours that most often lead a man to ruin.' It's not Dylan Thomas, but it oughta be"

I'll stop quoting stuff after this one, but this is the best dumb guy monologue ever

@healyn misses the shot “‘ruh roh’ as scooby doo once said.”