@scalzi allow me to be the first to point out that your dog's ass is better groomed than your face.

@scalzi You’re hot, but no George RR Martin.

@scalzi Absolutely agreed.

@scalzi I thought you were wearing suspenders (of the trouser variety, not stockings) over your bathrobe & was like "well, you put a bit of effort in at least." Then realised it was the dog's lead. 😂

@scalzi Why work when you can werk?

@scalzi The best part of middle age is that you can just stop giving a fuck about being "sexy".

@scalzi If work’s that great, why don’t the rich do it?

@scalzi but... Are you saying crocks aren't sexy?

@scalzi 😆

@scalzi
Looks like you're enjoying life - what else would you need? 👍

@scalzi must be nice!