England could really use a “Don’t Mess with Texas”-type campaign (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_Mess_with_Texas)
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Well that’s a possibly unsustainable kink they’ve discovered on this little trip
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“Why?”
“You don’t need to know ‘why’, just do it!”
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Chris is too good at this post-killing caravan cleanup🤔
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I know I’m not the best authority on this but that is waaaay too much pasta for 2 people
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To be fair, few things are scarier than white english people in a caravan park
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Banjo clearly did not consent to being subjected to their fucked up murder-as-aphrodisiac kink
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Bonnie and Clyde these two certainly are not
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This is “The Long, Long trailer” only instead of the overwhelming dread of watching Lucy & Desi attempt to drive their mobile home through increasingly nerve racking conditions, it’s a bland English couple slowly descending into madness
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To be honest, I, also, want to k*ll that bachelorette party
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The Pencil Museum is a real place in Keswick, Cumbria, UK (https://www.derwentart.com/en-gb/c/about/company/derwent-pencil-museum)
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This is awkward. They are making it awkward.
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