Bob HymanDec 2, 2023
mathew
The thing about birds is that the dinosaurs we were left with were the sinful ones. The others all disappeared in the velocirapture.
Dec 2, 2023 at 2:35pmWeb
Show threadAlexander ShendiDec 2, 2023

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The thing about birds is that the dinosaurs we were left with were the sinful ones. The others all disappeared in the velocirapture.

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Show thread(moved)Galbinus Caeli 🌯Dec 2, 2023
@mathew the mark of the beast is feathers?
Show threadvandysDec 2, 2023
@mathew I almost agreed with you, but then my daughter wanted you to explain ducks?
Show threadmathewDec 2, 2023
@vandys Ducks? Alan Moore knows the score:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGL8Fx6SOjg
The Sinister Ducks - The March Of The Sinister Ducks

Artist: The Sinister DucksAlbum: The March Of The Sinister Ducks ‎[7" Single]Label: Situation Two ‎Country: UKReleased: 1983Genre: Dark cabaret, Indie Rock, ...

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Show threadWayne WernerDec 2, 2023
@vandys @mathew it's not very kid friendly but ZeFrank already did and ducks are horrifying
Show threadJane DoeDec 2, 2023
@vandys @mathew They have accepted Jesus Christ and been saved from their sinful nature.
Show threadHeatherDec 9, 2023

@vandys

Pretty sure you don't evolve a corkscrew penis to -not- use it.

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Show threadHeather McDougalDec 2, 2023
@mathew Booo hiss groan
Show threadMalakitDec 2, 2023
@mathew That makes a disturbing amount of sense, given birds.
Show threadWayne WernerDec 2, 2023
@malakit @mathew Hitchcock was a documentary filmmaker
Show threadSean Eric FaganDec 2, 2023
@mathew NO MATHEW NO
Show threadpaulDec 2, 2023

@mathew

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Show threadRita SingerDec 2, 2023
@mathew This is the sort of quality content that I'd signed up for on this platform. Thank you!
Show threadEdelruth, PBS Passport HolderDec 3, 2023

@mathew

That's it!

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We can all go home now. Not besting that one.

Show threadToni ScottDec 3, 2023
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Show threadEdelruth, PBS Passport HolderDec 5, 2023

@mathew

I have already boosted this, so it must have come passed me before, but I had not remembered it and it is the best thing ever!

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