๐ง๐ผ๐ฎ๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ *๐ฃ๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ โ๐๐ ๐๐๐ค๐Side mirrors at head-height in the bike lane
spudwartโI am driving a lifted DODGE RAM TRUCKโ
"My lifted DODGE RAM TRUCK has BLINDING WHITE LED headlights positioned EXACTLY at EYE LEVEL. "
โI am currently TAILGATING you in the RIGHT LANE even though youโre going TWENTY MILES AN HOUR over the speed limit and the LEFT LANE is OPEN.โ
โThere are MONSTER ENERGY and FOX RACING stickers on the rear windshield of my lifted DODGE RAM TRUCK.โ
โThere are PERFECTLY CLEAN mud tires and MASSIVE CHROME RIMS on my lifted DODGE RAM TRUCK.โ
โI make THIRTY-ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS a year and thought that that was a WISE FINANCIAL DECISION.โ
โI bring cases of BUD LIGHT to girls at high school parties while my wife and children are at home.โ
โMy lifted DODGE RAM TRUCK has a GUN RACK which holds the AR-15 that I bought at WAL-MART.โ
โYETI COOLERS kick ass!โ
Proof that the real joke is in the comments ๐
This is fucking gold, could be a copypasta or new meme format.
Itโs a pre-existing copypasta.
Damn. I thought you had birthed something magical right here.
Come on now. Lemmy has its roots in Reddit.
Reposts are part of our religion.
We need GENUINE copypastas made by REAL AMERICANS in AUTHENTIC FACTORIES with GENUINE INGREDIENTS not these flimsy REDDIT REPOSTS.
Nothing more American than taking someone elseโs idea and claiming itโs your own.
And if you think any other country is known for this, then mission accomplished.
Default_DefectJesus Christ, this is almost my brother.
Iโm 100% white trash. I own a 90s model, 4 cylinder, 5 speed pickup truck that does everything I need it to. It isnโt my daily driver because itโs not a fashion accessory itโs a goddamn pickup truck. The ass end being light if your bed is empty makes the things harder to handle in adverse weather. Not too mention I beat the fuck out of it, using a truck as truck doesnโt leave it looking pretty. What Iโm saying here, is that even down in the south where Iโm at, a good chick of us think these people are dipshits too
Yeti Coolers are actually the shit though. Just never buy one from a store. Just find someone who drives one of these shiny lifted trucks and offer them a reasonable price for the one they paid full price for the next time they are freaking out about being behind on their truck payment. When you buy the cooler from them, if you want to make the world a better place, give them a box of condoms too. Iโm being serious these dumbasses have the forethought of fucking goldfish. They tend to have litters and be completely surprised. The Yeti 160 that I own was bought for 40 bucks from a guy that made 12 dollars an hour, and had 5 kids (with a 6th on the way). Of all the stereotypes of these kind of people you listed I think you missed the one where they tend to fuck themselves into poverty.
Which is probably why I sound so mean about this. I donโt care what someone spends there money on. If driving a lifted truck makes you happy, you do you as long as you can actually drive the thing without being a nuisance to others. But itโs an entirely different story to watch a grown man spend so much money to play redneck cosplay while simultaneously pumping out kids left and right that they canโt afford to give a decent life too. Iโm sick of meeting people who drive these expensive cock replacements, wear overpriced fashionable camo everywhere, and blow any decent sum of money they luck into on weapons they donโt even understand how to maintain, only to find out they have 6 kids and are renting a 2 bedroom trailer. So fucking frustrating to see.