JayAttorney suspended for pooping in a Pringles can, leaving it in victim advocate's parking lot
i can’t help wondering if he randomly threw it out his car window, or purposely aimed to send a message to "victims’ advocates "
Baby Shoggoth [she/her]He told the judge this was not a targeted attack because he just likes to indulge in throwing poop in pringles cans everywhere. told the judge he did it in that year at least 10 times prior to throwing this can.
Yikes. Further incriminating himself 🤦♀️ He’s a legal professional, what the heck is going on? Is he depressed & intentionally ruining his life as a cry for help?
according to him, he is just pooping in cans and throwing it, because he likes doing it, and thinks that’s probably normal and a lot of people “do things like this”.
wasn’t incrimination, just his legal defense. he throws poop cans at everyone, so he could not have been targeting specific people to throw poop cans into their parking lot. it just makes him happy to throw poop in cans. it’s something he indulges in to relieve stress every once in a while.
This wasn’t about them, your honor, it was about my need to hurl fecal canisters wherever i feel like because that’s what gets me off!