Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police

https://startrek.website/post/4219678

Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police - Star Trek: Website

Yeah, pigs don’t like to be corrected. Ever.
And they absolutely hate ever doing anything about bicycle theft in particular.
I have heard that very often. I wonder if bikes are harder to track down than other property for some reason.
Given the number of times I’ve seen cops on police forums and r/protectandserve use terms like “bikefags”, I think it’s just the typical cop disgust of anything they perceive to be weak or effeminate.
As a gay cyclist I know I’m doing something right by pissing off cops without doing anything wrong
Thank you for you service o7