I mix my Coke Zero with 7up and call it a Three and a Half.

@LoganFive but it's Coke 0. Not Coke 0.5  

It should be ZeroUp.

@PalmAndNeedle
Here are my calculations:
(Coke 0 + 7 up)/2 = 3.5 uke
@LoganFive do you drink a coke zero with your five guys burger while watching Two and a Half Men
@LoganFive so it took 18 months for this post to recover from the divide by zero error? I feel there's a lesson here for all of us.