if this isn't on your list, ooooooh it ought to be!
logging on and replying to strangers that a joke isn't applicable to you seems like a curious use of time, but we're all so glad you have a relatively benign hobby.
the couch is very comfy. plus you get your own guest bathroom! and one night i'll make you ramen and we can watch old Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast episodes.
it's like a very very very niche bed & breakfast. in Portland. where you're always at home. 😃
need somewhere to lay low while the heat dies down? some peace and quiet from all the barking?
Ortland, Porrigan
me as a dungeon master trying to quickly think of fantasy ass names for the NPCs I am sticking in the party to keep them on track: