as a Mastodon user you are able to come to Portland and stay on my pullout couch for a couple days. it's the fediverse Birthright program. for better or worse this your homeland now.
@jackdaw_ruiz that sounds fun actually. i have museums there i want to see

@NoraReed

if this isn't on your list, ooooooh it ought to be!

http://www.zymoglyphic.org/galleries.html

The Zymoglyphic Museum

The world's only repository for the study and display of art, artifacts, and natural history of the Zymoglyphic region.

@jackdaw_ruiz i dont use mastodon, so that means i dont have to go to portland wooooh

@ctrl

logging on and replying to strangers that a joke isn't applicable to you seems like a curious use of time, but we're all so glad you have a relatively benign hobby.

@jackdaw_ruiz ...thanks?

@extinct

the couch is very comfy. plus you get your own guest bathroom! and one night i'll make you ramen and we can watch old Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast episodes.

it's like a very very very niche bed & breakfast. in Portland. where you're always at home. 😃

@jackdaw_ruiz ok that sounds pretty great actually, fuck
@extinct @jackdaw_ruiz i live in portland and this sounds great wtf

@kara @extinct

you already live here! we have you already! report for mandatory compulsory portland service at 0800 hours and help put up the Zoo holiday lights!

@jackdaw_ruiz ⚓ wow i already live in Portland but I'd love to stay on your couch for a few days

@taq

need somewhere to lay low while the heat dies down? some peace and quiet from all the barking?

@jackdaw_ruiz ⚓ what peace is there from barking in this hellish city ;_;
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Ortland, Porrigan

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@catuscay

me as a dungeon master trying to quickly think of fantasy ass names for the NPCs I am sticking in the party to keep them on track: