What a simpler time when we could all joke about Clinton arguing about the meaning of the word “is”.

Also back then a president getting a BJ was grounds for impeachment lol it really puts things into perspective

IIRC, he was impeached for lying about it, not actually doing it which IMHO, is less of an issue than cheating on your wife.

Great now im imagining a timeline where bill was 100$ honest about it in a congressional hearing “Yeah I solicited a blowjob from monica, im one of the most famous and wealthiest politicians of the era. Spoilers, all us rich politicians like to get away with stuff we shouldn’t be doing, and the system is rigged to let us do it. So, what are you gonna do about it?”

Or even better:

“Hilldawg and I have been ethically non-monogamous since reading The Ethical Slut and I don’t really understand why America should be brought into our personal business. Monica is regularly our third and we both filed paperwork with White House HR before any physical interactions because to avoid suspicion of bias towards her job performance”

I mean if it’s my dream timeline, I wanna make it fun.

Photos from early in their relationship definitely had the requisite amount of fuck-mojo