Good morning; it's time for Adam Selipsky's #awsreinvent keynote. I'm here at Sugarcane thanks to the fine folks at MongoDB, and I'm about to see whether or not this keynote is going to get me into "15 shots of whiskey, please" territory before 9AM.
Adam Selipsky walks on to "Sweet Child of Mine." I just lost $5; I was sure it'd be "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald." On balance, this is why he's the CEO and I'm the gadfly...
@Quinnypig The cheery first part of “Sweet Child o’ Mine”, or the darker second part?
@Meyerweb Just the intro. It's less dark when you sing it softly to your baby as they fall asleep, in my experience. I'll always have a soft spot for that song...