FacelikeapotatoUnderappreciated humour
rockerface 🇺🇦My favourite gotta be Jimothy
SuperDuperJimothy Jonathan and his freaky fast delivery
I like Tederick, and Billomena
KerrigorI prefer Bimothy. Bim for short.
Bim comes. Ben comes. Bim brings Ben broom. Ben brings Bim broom.
Timberly
ZoidsbergI call a manager at work “Jimothy.” He does not find it amusing.
Jimothy, Jimberly, and Dillup are some of my go-to's
Also Jonald or Dougery.
We’ve named the two squirrels in our backyard Jimothy and Jeromathy.
I know a pair of brothers named James and Timothy and Jimothy is of course their collective name. Always has been. How could it not be?Also Jimmy and Timmy.
“Raaaaaaames Jaaaaaaaaynor”
“Friends let friends kill civilians.”
I love his videos, once watched like half of them in a day
My sister calls my dog Bessie and I'm like, bitch she ain't a cow. If you need more name than Bess her full name is Bessica.
wrath_of_grungereally missed an opportunity for Bessaphine.
Bessebel
Bessther
Bessty. Or Besstiality.
What is Barold?
It’s a shortened form from an old medieval profession: the Baroldry master.
PsychadelligoatAhh thank you
Barry lengthened into Harold?
For when someone’s not quite a Barrington.
Also works for Gary/Garold/Garrington.
Billiam has been my favorite for years. My buddy will was always annoyed
Bobert, eventually known as Boberto, really didn’t really appreciate that the names stuck
I know a Billy Bob (he does not appreciate using those names instead of William Robert) but I need to take it to the next level now.
Billiiam Boberto
Billiam Boberto is a glorious name, I don’t see why anyone would object to that.
InternetCitizen2Billiam Gates?
I had an aunt and uncle named Hillary and William.
Usually known as Hil and Bill.
Occasionally known as Hillary and Billary 😄
Hillbilly?
Blahaj_BlastThat is called a “nichard name”.
Source:
Damian Haas? Is that you?
My favorite was Cardi B being short for Cardigan Backyardigan
T Pain being short for Tylenol Painrelief got me pretty good
That one sounds like a Harry Potter spell
SwayYou mean Harryington Potterson?
Huh, i always thought it was short for Cardiovascular Bronchitis
Captain AggravatedReminds me of that copypasta about Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.
Bike is short for bichael
It’s very appreciated. I’d say too appreciated.
Elongated Muskrat
I refer to our IT director Jeb as Jeborah
BOMBSJeborah Kermankowski
Jebediah Kerman’s Jewish cousin?
Jimothy and Benneth and Kenjamin
👍Maximum Derek👍Tedward is one of my favorites
Hey, Bud! Or is it Budley? Budward? What’s Bud short for?
Flying Squid
FreshLightMy all time favourite is “Bike is short for Bichael.”
My mom has a dog named Teddy and me and my wife call him Tedward or Teddison all the time.
AeonFelisI have a cat named Paul which I sometimes call Paulexander.
Not Pawlexander? Weak.
Help me out, what’s a good one for Jessica? I wanna annoy my sister :)
I’m afraid you’re shit out of luck. Jessica is already an elongated name. If it was something like Jess, you could use Jessilda.
Oh yeah I pretty much exclusively call her Jess or J. Not sure why I didn’t just put Jess in the original comment lol.
Jesslinda is amazing! She’s gonna hate it, it’s perfect. Ooh, I like Jessabeth too.
I forgot all about it, but when we were younger I used to call her random J names for a while. Jeremy was a favorite. Good times.
Jessifer
You could always throw on a hyphenated middle name. She’s no longer Jessica, she’s Jessica-Anne.
I have a short full name, think something along the lines of “Sam Dal” (it’s not, but same vibes), a lot of people ask what Sam is short for, but the answer is nothing, my legal name is just Sam. My friends will call me “Samuel Jay Dalford” as running joke. Made additionally funny because it’s a masculine name and I’m not a man.
Reminds me of my old coworker Frank. His dad was Fransisco but his parent just went for straight up Frank lmao