@Furball I—not a boomer by over a decade's time, fanx—long ago worked round the conundrum of wanting my phone calls to sound in accord with Scripture but not wanting either end of the nuisance you describe. At the same time I struck a tiny-fisted blow against Apple's blithe US-centrism. I can pick accents for Maps voice, and Siri if I didn't have it shut off, but not for the ring? #FuckYouApple #We'reNotDoingThat .

How? Thizz my default ringtone: https://u225.torque.net/test/UKPhone.mp3