Dare ObasanjoNov 27, 2023

No job opening has deserved the question “Why is this position currently open?” as much as this one.

https://www.usajobs.gov/job/638596100?fbclid=IwAR3jAVffcSHvGLk-2TbuHccN6qe61mmXqncf4pN3oeSVkazWvWoiV2kLeOk_aem_ARtBnmPzSlCC-foEUHHlEgrvss34I7__p-8oStPcs0-gS41S0aIf-poZ3YQ7XT4pMgM

Grizzly Bear Conflict Manager

This position is a Grizzly Bear Conflict Manager (Grizzly Bear Conflict Manager), GS- 0486-12 for the R6-Grizzly Bear Recovery Coordinator. <strong>Duty location is negotiable after selection, but must be located within 100 miles of Missoula, Bozeman, or Kalispell in Montana, United States.</strong><br> <br> <em>This position is also open to status candidates under announcement R2-22-11398543-MP. You must apply to each announcement separately if you wish to be considered under both recruitment methods.</em>

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Show threadninavizzNov 27, 2023
@carnage4life Err... I live in rural Oregon. Wildlife and forestry management jobs are really important in rural communities. The critters were here, first; and then the tribespeople. Cars, freeways, farms, hikers. Read about Canada's feral pig problem, yet?
Show threadthe gripe ibisNov 27, 2023
@ninavizz @carnage4life oh so it's not mediating conflict BETWEEN grizzly bears? going to have to withdraw my application. i can't help but think my blanket policy of euthanising humans for the safety of the grizzly community won't be too popular with the supervisors
Show threadTom MagnanimousNov 27, 2023
@thegarbagebird @ninavizz @carnage4life I was particularly excited about the opportunity for teleworking, getting on a zoom call with two feuding grizzly bears sounds like the ideal job tbh
Show threadninavizz
@funkula Look, those positions rarely open up—our Human Euthanist department has been facing cuts for years, and the grizzlys are starting to resist the Zoom fatigue this program has burdened them with. @thegarbagebird @carnage4life
Nov 27, 2023 at 5:26pmWeb