illumrialUnfortunately based on true events
“Don’t do it, please.” - Your Butthole
Just put a butt plug in, you’ll be fine.
So you want to make the problem twice as bad? It’s already a rectum destroyer.
Delay only increases the size.
This is an event that shatters porcelain with both weight and volume.
Use an extra large one or two in a pinch.
Like trying to block an avalanche with a pebble. Just provides a little grit.