Alright. That’s even dumber than the beer thing a while ago. Let me try to guess what’s next.

Bacon. You see, more and more people from Muslim families say „fuck it“ and try out bacon. Conservatives, with that giant hole in their heads, will demand from the manufacturers to not sell bacon to muslims and ex muslims. The manufacturers will say „whatever“ and so the boycott starts. It will last for like 5 days and bacon sales will rise in the meantime.

If this doesn’t happens in the next two years, I will open and moderate a furry community.