Mastodawn

sag Nov 25, 2023

I identify as Tired and It offends me.

I identify as Tired and It offends me. - lemm.ee

::: spoiler alt text > mpregbert im so tired i could eat a horse > magikarpschoiceass i identify as a horse and this offends me > mpregbert i identify as offends and this horses me > fr3aksh0ww I offend horses, identify me. > metal-guru i think the main question here is why would you eat a horse if you were tired :::

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There are levels of exhaustion that, once reached, can absolutely cause the exhausted to be completely removed from all realms of reason. In such a state, the consumption of an entire horse is certainly possible, however unlikely it may seem. Should you encounter someone in such a state of exhaustion, please do your best to steer them away from horses and towards more mundane sources of sustenance, such at used batteries or old car tires. Doing so will go a long way in preventing the untimely death of our fine equine friends. Thank you.