#Fishball is the hottest new dancer this year. I would smash. Yes.
His Shoes Are Always So Shiny.
And yeah he's sexy as hell, help me, I cry every time.
Interesting that Vanness and Ding are getting more snuggly and touchy-feely as the episode goes along.
Meanwhile Jay Park No-Friends is sitting off to the side.
When Dou Dou taught Ding some locking moves, Jay Park watched and copied from a little distance.
Then Vanness just waltzed right in like he belonged.
I can't tell if Jay Park is maybe a bit more reserved or introverted than the other two.
Or if there's a bit of coolness between Jay Park and the others.
I'm possibly reading too much into it.
Either way, I am living for the love between 21-year-old sweet baby genius Ding, and 45-year-old hot dommy bitch Vanness.
They might be inspiring some salacious thoughts in me.
Okay maybe Kite is also the hottest new dancer this season.
His groove is so nice and his fashion makes me swoon.
(New to SDOC, obviously not new to street dance.)
They'd better not send him home. I will be very cross.
Just watching a bit of Captain Ding's behind-the-scenes diary.
There's a lot more of Ding getting excited and overwhelmed by how good the dancing is, and expressing his excitement by getting handsy with Daddy Vanness, who smiles and indulges him.
THEM.
Oh fuck now Danzel is hitting on Ding.
And it appears that when Danzel wanders off, Ding goes to squee to Wang Chenchen, pointing at Danzel's back and smiling like the happiest kid at the party.
(Actually it's entirely possible that Ding was squeeing about something else, but I'm choosing to believe he's squeeing about getting hit on by the hot waacker.)
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