What if we originated on Venus? Then came to Earth as our ancestors messed up that planet. And we came here so we wouldn’t make the same mistake again? What if we are aliens that have the capability to know enough about science to be dangerous to the planets in the universe? Maybe reincarnation is simply finding a new planet to start over on, so that one day we can become decent enough to keep a planet going?

I feel like people didn’t catch the /s at he end of your shitpost

It’s not sarcasm though.

Then why the fuck out a /s at the end when it isn’t sarcasm

It is by definition not sarcasm. So it doesn’t need a /s

Sarcasm usually involves saying the opposite of what you really mean. But it’s hard to infer from text so you add the /s

I.e. the OC is soo sarcastic /s