Dear Microsoft. Here is a list of things I want the Start Menu to do:

* Show my installed programs
* Search my local files
* Provide access to system settings

Here is a list of things I do *not* want the Start Menu to do:

* Show the weather for a randomly-selected town near my network's public IP infrastructure
* Show tabloid headlines
* Show programs I *don't* have installed
* Search the web via Bing
* Show adverts(!)
* Attempt to engage me in conversation with a hallucinating LLM

Thanks.

Why yes, I have been having to handle a Windows 10/11 system today, why do you ask?

@ghalfacree

I moved to Ubuntu the day Bill Gates decided my version of Windows needed to be upgraded. He chose to upgrade the very moment the webinar I was leading started, leading 30+ participants hanging there, wondering what was happening.

I have never regretted deciding that my laptop belongs to me and not to that multi-billionaire.

@NovaNaturalist I moved to Linux approaching three decades ago, back when it was *really* important you knew the refresh rates of your CRT monitor or you'd risk blowing the flyback transformer with a bad X config entry...

I don't miss Windows, but I also don't miss that!

@ghalfacree @DelilahTech @NovaNaturalist LOL I was *so scared* about adjusting mode lines after that one apocryphal story about the guy with the imploding CRT!