I’m old enough that when I was in school, teachers were telling us that we’d never have calculators in our pockets wherever we’d go.

I’m that old, too. Can you imagine a student back then saying, “I’ll have a calculator, flashlight, camera, video recorder, music collection, and games to pass the times I have to wait on others.”

“Oh yeah and it’s also a phone”

“Oh yeah and it’s also a computer that’s more powerful than any computer you’ve ever laid eyes on that has access to an unimaginable wealth of human knowledge via a wireless connection to the Internet.”

What the fuck is an Internet?

The under is a communications tool, used the world over, where people come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another!