This year, avoid the Black Friday shopping crowds, and spend it like the old ones.
Cover yourself in moss & wildflowers, disappear into the darkened forest, and share some tea and cake with the druids and owls under the ancient dim light of the stars.

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Most of which you can do at Bass Pro!

@Edmonds_Scanner I hear the druids are running a special, two cakes for the price of one soul. 😉

@Edmonds_Scanner Oddly enough, this is almost exactly how my day is going. There were also apples, some amused squirrels, and the music of the spheres.

…and plenty of moss, duh, but a woeful absence of wildflowers.