NotSpezWhat are Lemmy's unwritten rules?
Dharma CuriousAll hail Stamets, Lord of the meme.
Praise be upon him
Stamets [Mirror]Alright. Come on. Let’s go.
Content is key. And you are a large-scale provider, so many thanks! I know you’re just a regular person (although there is a non-zero chance you’re actually Obama) but we just appreciate you
I am so white I sunburn at night so I’m definitely not Obama.
Definitely just a dude you’ve never heard of with way too much time and mental health issues on his hands.
Yo momma so white she gets lost in a sugarcane maze
Always know where your towel is.
Star Trek memes or you’re the next away mission’s red shirt.
And not on a tip to Risa. Yno what I’m sayin.
TattorackI’m more of a TNG guy so I’ll be fine in a red shirt.
AustralianSimonNever mention you don’t use Linux or Firefox otherwise the neckbeards will come at you.
I’m surprised it isn’t LibreWolf which is objectively tits (good!)
frankPodmoreLooking at the downvotes Yep, checks out.
“Fixed” it…i hope
Your YouTube link should have been a Piped link but it’s okay.
You’re free to enjoy the lemmit.online content, but don’t interact with it or you will appear confused.
Don’t stress about upvotes/downvotes-- They’re even more made up here than usual.
Never pass up an opportunity to bitch about ads, Chrome, Reddit, capitalism, Arch users, streaming services, or your favorite Lemmy client.
Do not attempt the Picard Maneuver unless you’re sure you know what you’re doing.
Which Picard maneuver, though?
The short jump one or the straightening uniform one?
Beans
LvxferreNo poop challenge.
I almost forgot about this
Please, wat IS this lol
TeaHandsThe first truly viral Lemmy post, I believe. It was a thing to behold. Post over in [email protected] from a guy asking how to not poop for three days but being extremely mysterious about the reasons why.
Did we ever find out why, in the end? Idk but I have chosen to enjoy the mystery.
I already lose track of whether this led directly to the bean craze or if the bean craze was unrelated, but they happened very close together!
Unfortunately seems like the original post has been deleted and now I am sad.
Asklemmy - Lemmy
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U have the link? I thought that was a Reddit thing?
Like I said the OP seems to have been deleted although turns out you can still see the comments at old.lemmy.world/post/440073 which should give you a general idea. Bear in mind most people had been on Lemmy for just a few days at this point.
O my god, amazing! I wish someone would create an APP that you add the lemmy url to and it finds a way to store the page data and export it for retention. I hate i can’t keep amazing posts
It is legend that will haunt us for the rest of our lives.
Deleting such a pivotal post should be a criminal offence.
Surprisingly, JAIL!
kratoz29Never forget.
Florida man must have had a ton before encountering that racoon
5. We don’t talk about Reddit here. Except when we do.
6. [De]federation is srs bizniz.
7. Seize the means of production computation.
8. People from that instance over there are bad.\
6. [De]federation is srs bizniz.
7. Seize the means of production computation.
8. People from that instance over there are bad.\
SnokenKeekaGuardThe fedidrama chef’s kiss
I adore #5. Same with Trump for me
burgersc12Ay yo FUCK that instance tho fr
I only hate Lemmy.ml or whatever its instance is cuz they banned me “for no reason”.
I think it was related to vaccuums, they wanted to clean up the place and thats hard to do when guys are jizzing in vaccuum s i guess…?
I left because the moderation and administration are inconsistent. The rules were left too vague and one of the admins keeps removing random stuff according to different rules or new definitions of the rules. They are left so insanely vague so they can basically do what they want. Kinda icky to me. If I’m doing something wrong I wanna stop it. I was abused as a kid by a mother who loved to make up new stuff and new rules and judge me by them. Blame me for not following them when they only existed in her head.
Said admin acts the same way and I have absolutely no interest in engaging with that. I barely escaped hell before. I’m not going back.
Reminds me of Tildes honestly. Had some great discussions but the condescending loser assholes and the ruthless moderation by @deimos was insanely non-evenhanded ultimately and lost them a contributor who actually brought thoughtful if idiosyncratic views on things that always created abundant engagement. Ah, its just as well. I need fewer distractions and at least with Lemmy, theres lots of space (instance-permitting) to be me. Same reason why I like Lobste.rs: smart folks but way to harsh+judgemental and inflexible, like a computer program lol
Yeah I was considering Tildes and then I saw all the insane moderation. Left that shithole as fast as possible.
I think my mortal sin was making a joke about wine producers creating like a jelly or candy from leftover shit
I said:
WineGums
User banned
I was banned citng rule 1 (no bigotry, racism, etc) for posting a meme about how modern cars are too big, too expensive, and send all your data to China.
Apparently because my meme implied China Bad.
Apparently because my meme implied China Bad.
I mean, they def send all ur data to America lol.
srs [monkey]bizniz
Bad downvoter
Billionaires should be guillotined, then eaten.
haha, just kidding 😂
…unless? 😏
I ain’t tryna eat that pasty flesh
Ya but they might have eaten children so it might be softer \s
It’s definitely softer form the piles of cash they sleep on… Or so I’ve heard
I think ModestProposal aready covers this
Ace T'KenWe were kidding at some point?
HeartyBeastAlways refer to the whole of threadiverse as ‘Lemmy”.
(Hello from kbin) 🙂
Oops, my bad. Greetings, fellow fedinaut
Fed you! Aha
Sharing is caring, and that includes data… unless it’s personal data.
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Teon#694U No licking yourself in public.
Now now, thats sweeping?!
𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬Overton Window [same intonation as “Bruuuuuuh?”]
Lemmy != General public
Not by a long shot.
The general public on Lemmy.
Rule confirmed