Excuse me, sir - Lemmy.World

Why would you not want weekly updates about cheddar cheese though
On the other hand: Why not?
Weekly? Mine is already set to daily!
If thereโ€™s a new cheddar cheese breakthrough, I wanna hear about it right away.
Itโ€™s not possible to have so many updates on cheddar cheese.

Week 1: Nothing has happened with cheddar cheese.

Week 2: Nothing has happened with cheddar cheese.

Week 3: Nothing has happened with cheddar cheese.

Week 4: Something big has happened with cheddar cheese!

Not with that attitude
Beef stroganoff 2.0
Ah shit. Here we go again.
A SECOND WEDGE HAS HIT THE TOWER
โ€œSome guy wants to talk to you. He calls himself The Big Cheeseโ€

Pepper

Bacon

Oven roasted roast beef

mm mm

CHEDDER!

I actually want my daily update about beef stroganoff.
Sheโ€™s strogan by beef until Iโ€™m off
Iโ€™m over here strogan my beef I got off on my meat Iโ€™m just here stroking my beef Iโ€™m hungry as fuck man Ima freak like for real
Put cheddar cheese in my green been casarole for my Thanksgiving dinner and it was super dank.
IT HAS HOLES LIKE SWISS CHEESE NOW
Sir/Madam, you win the โ€œpost of the dayโ€ award!
hello, lego city police? Iโ€™d like to report a comedy homicide

I once gave our telco/internet provider the permission to call me on my main number if they have an interesting update regarding our contract. That went without problems for over ten years. One or two calls a year, and usually something worth thinking about.

Then their marketing decided to pull all stops and call us, on all our numbers, not just the main one, but also the kids personal phones. And not only from their official numbers, but random numbers all over the country. We suddenly got a dozen calls a day(!) from them, offering the same two products (at least where we picked up and declined the offer) again, and again, and over again. We blocked numbers, and new ones came up. The block list went from two entries to over thirty. I had to threaten legal action got get our numbers blocked again, and get them marked as such according to our privacy laws.

Silence returned.