Ashley Porciuncula
Interesting Fact: If you took every billionaire on earth and stacked them on top of each other, starting at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, that would be great.
Nov 23, 2023 at 8:40amMastodon for Android
Show threadToy DragonNov 23, 2023

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Fun Science Fact!

If you took every billionaire and trillionaire and stacked them head to toe starting on the moon, scientifically speaking this would also be fucking awesome

Show threadMx. Dudula the DudNov 23, 2023
@AshleyMarineP "What do you call 10,000 Fascists at the bottom of the sea? A GOOD START!!"
Show threadKevin Petker (they/them)Nov 23, 2023
@AshleyMarineP We're going to need a bigger, but more ramshackle, submersible!
Show threadlolonurseNov 23, 2023
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Show threadJesNov 24, 2023
@AshleyMarineP Taylor Swift can be on top
Show threadJohn McLearNov 24, 2023

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Show threadKNovaNov 26, 2023
@johnmclear @AshleyMarineP Seemed plenty kind to me
Show threadAshley PorciunculaNov 26, 2023
@knova @johnmclear The tone may not have been positive enough. I probably should have gone with something more positive like "that would be fantastic" or even "that would be bloody awesome"
Show threadJohn McLearNov 26, 2023
@AshleyMarineP @knova doubling down always ages well
Show threadSeiðrNov 24, 2023
@AshleyMarineP And you'd have still room for religious fundamentalists. 
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Show threadPlakatNov 25, 2023
@AshleyMarineP wasn’t this project started recently around the remains of the Titanic?
Show threadYzaNov 25, 2023

@AshleyMarineP The logistics actually doing of that are rediculous. It would be such a massive waste of resources!

And yet far less of a waste of resources than a single billionaire. I'm all for it.

Show threadTaya NielsenNov 26, 2023
@AshleyMarineP Certainly couldn't hurt! 🤣🤣🤣
Show threadSteven RooseNov 26, 2023
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I laughed way too hard with this 🤣😅
Show threadPhil Thane ✅Dec 14, 2023
@AshleyMarineP But you need to extract their bank passcodes first.
Show threadAshley PorciunculaDec 14, 2023
@pthane Nah I say let it sit. It's all made up money anyway 🤷🏽‍♀️
Show threadPhil Thane ✅Dec 14, 2023
@AshleyMarineP Well all money is made up, but it'd do more good being put back in circulation rather than just sitting in banks earning interest and paying out bankers' bonuses.