I won’t tolerate the Lincoln town car being used as the butt end of a joke. The previous generation Lincoln town cars from 1990-1997 are some of the nicest sedans ever made. Super comfortable, good gas mileage (better than the newest generation that we all think of when we hear Lincoln towncar), extremely easy to replace and maintain mechanics and overall and absurdly comfortable car.

It is probably one of the most genuinely good American cars ever made and they are hilariously cheap (you can get them for <5 grand in good condition) because nobody really remembers them except old people.