Trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost and follow me if you:

-pray to all 33 million Hindu gods each night in case one is actively listening.

-think that every song could be improved by the addition of a fancy little flute.

-don’t understand why we hire construction workers when beavers could do the same work for much less pay.

-suspect that algebra is a hoax created by the mathematics industry to sell more calculators.

@lowqualityfacts
I believe in all but the hoax, folks.