Merlin MannRoderick on the Line, Ep. 517: "Sundown Acres"
The Problem: Oh, no. Not one of these Daddy roads.
http://www.merlinmann.com/roderick/ep-517-sundown-acres.html
The Grateful Dead have moments that feel like when your boss ("Randy") made you come see his blues-rock band play at that sports bar by the airport with the bad chicken wings.
Randy's band was called “Groove Plan” or “The Slick Skinnies" or "Corvette Society" or some shit.
God, I fucking hated Randy.
Every Randy has a weird mustache and was already an unenthusiastic stepfather at birth.
There are whole books about these people.
poswald@hotdogsladies Randy is enthusiastic about beer but also has never had a beer that wasn’t for sale at the local supermarket.
@poswald Randy claims to know a lot about boats.
@hotdogsladies Randy is helping a guy install a new porch. He keeps telling you how he’s getting paid $300 for it but will also spend about that on gas driving his F350 to Lowes for lumber. The porch sucks.