I have a food joke, but it's of bad taste.

https://lemmy.zip/post/5782703

I have a food joke, but it's of bad taste. - Lemmy.zip

I have a dad joke, but it’s yo momma.
I have a girlfriend joke, but it’s only mine.

“but she’s in Canada”

Only works for US teens though

I have a reddit joke, but u/spez edited it out
I have a pencil joke, but it has no point
I have a plumber joke and it’s the shit
I have an optica joke, but I can’t read it
I have a fediverse joke, but it’s not federated.
I have a music joke, but it’s gonna deafen you.
cmon screenshot the post and use that somewhere
I think people might accuse me of copying or something. I might as well just keep it in comment form.

It's IN bad taste.

Pretty sure you can edit that here too.

It’s too long I can’t screenshot it :'(
Ya, I got sum there and included the frame and all without cropping. Sorry
Have you charged your phone yet?
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I have a mailman joke but the delivery is bad.
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I have a racist joke, but it’s too black.
I have a coffee joke but you’d roast me for it
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I was going to tell you a dick joke, but it’s too hard.
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Haha. I know it breaches protocol, but I had to let you know I did get it.
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