šÆšš” ššš¦š¬š¤š¢This CSI classic
c0mpostIām so glad to see this again
Mossy Feathers (She/Her)Thereās gonna be a day when people donāt understand this anymore. Considering the resolution phone cameras have now, it may not even be that much longer.
DrugsMcChristIām wondering if AI can already solve this. Iām not even some crazy AI fanboy, Iām just thinking about the possibility of predictive AI being able to interpret compression artifacts to determine what forms would collapse into a particular pattern.
Calm down there, youāre starting to sound all inquisitive & such. Like that creamsicle lookinā fella from the show.
There have been upscaling AIs for a few years, which can take a blurry picture and then e.g. guess that some pixels are probably hair, so itāll swap those out for a custom rendered version of hair.
Sometimes that works well, but you often still have Uncanny Valley stuff going on. I also certainly donāt feel like theyāre better at actually interpreting low-res images than humans, not in their current state.
And well, it should also be noted that if you prime such an AI with an image of the suspect, it will absolutely find a way to make a blurry mess of pixels look like that. So, it certainly shouldnāt serve as the only evidence.
Itās physically impossible to perform any type of analysis on a low resolution video and end up with a massively* upscaled and accurate result no matter what sort of technology you use. AI just guesses from what it can see and what itās been trained on. Itās the digital equivalent of hiring an artist to create a higher quality rendition of a picture.
*There are some tricks that can be used to āenhanceā images and especially videos, but not so much that itās like having optical zoom. For example, a bunch of noisy video frames of the same thing can be combined to get a less noisy result.
Basically AI is making an artistās impressions.
harkNo, but AI can be used to make up āevidenceā and falsely convict people through āscienceā, ātechnologyā, and āmathā that people donāt understand but assume is correct because computers or something.
SSTFHave AI upscaled images been allowed as courtroom evidence?
There has been for some time AI image and video resolution upscaling for some time, and it works very very well. Allows zoom and āenhanceā but not to the ridiculous scale we see here of course. But you can take standard CCTV footage and 4k upscale it and zoom. Its very impressive.
This already happens. See the Samsung S23 Ultra Moon picture marketing that turned out to be a lie.
Enhance!
ubermeistersi bet this poor meme canāt even sleep well in the bed. Iām tall, but this boi, heās really tall. NO way he fits in a bed. Itsā really sad. we shouldnāt make fun of it.
And that is with him all curled up like an orphan in the winter smh
A rare out loud laugh, such beautiful effort
killeronthecornerActually brilliant. I applaud you
I have saved this. It is 100% the best comment I have ever seen on a meme.
Omg Iām going to blush
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RiverGhostFrom the thumbnail I though this was a really long cat with a little green hat lying down as if it had a fever.
Then I thought you added the post images onto the cat.
Then at last I zoomed in and turns out thereās no cat.
I can see it too, now that you say that!
Iām still laughing at this hours later, and am documenting this all to share with friends. Without a doubt in my top 5 comments of all time, I love you
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oce šWeāll need follow ups on the life of this tall boy.
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Lol! Nice!
Giving me some Photoshopbattles vibes.
Giving me some Photoshopbattles vibes.
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Las Vegas opening, New York investigation, Miami punch line.
Okay but As a native north carolinian and a csi enthustiast, my only true beef with this and any other cinematic representation isā¦ NC doesnāt require front plates. Just the rear. So when people filming over in cali are all like, yo, pop this NC plate on the front bumper, I justā¦ i just lose it. From a continuity standpoint.
The csi zoom screw passes the vibe check for me, but the NC front plate does not lol
I mean jeez looking for procedural realism in modern crime shows is a lost cause.
Itās a hill Iām prepared to die on š
found this in video formā¦ www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAvUFD68NEQ
CSI Zoom and Enhance.
Thanks, I was getting sore thumb from all the scrolling
Red Dwarf did a parody of CSI.
Red Dwarf - CSI spoof
That was beautiful
That was not a parody of CSI but of Blade Runner. The whole mini was packed with Blade Runner references.
Answer: A ML-model just makes it the fuck up
Marxism-FennekinismHonestly seems that a lot of crime shows would become more realistic if they just had a psychic on the squad.
Gotta get Daphne Moon
Or Diana Troi