I am being normal about the transit app and about ants. I'm being normal about EVERYTHING.
My hands are NOT covered in ants and I'm not plotting extra trips just to rack up points.
@futurebird how are you

@jeffdanielsHSJ

I think I just explained that.

@futurebird @jeffdanielsHSJ Your "My hands are NOT covered in ants and I'm not plotting extra trips just to rack up points" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by your t-shirt
@jeffdanielsHSJ @futurebird did you not think to ask how the ants are? hmmmmmmm?
@futurebird your hands are covered in ants aren't they

@hazelnot

They didn't want to let me change their water. I'm working on it.

@futurebird @hazelnot Maybe they don’t like big changes while they’re out racking up Line Royalty points on public transit?

“Never mix, never worry”

@futurebird
Dare I ask what the points are for?

@GertyBz

... um.

They are based on the ridership of a line over the time you are on the line, so more points when it's more crowded.

And you can use them to um... uh... WIN?

Be the queen of the Line! Yay!

@futurebird
Lol. :)

Did I understand correctly that you are awarded more points when you travel at peak times?

When you get to be Queen do you get a crown & sash made out of recycled Metrocards?

Cos that'd rock.

@futurebird why do you always have to be different?

@vy

I don't knowww help

@futurebird my ability to do what anyone else is doing is minimal
@futurebird that transit app sounds fun, too!

@futurebird

This is a very normal thing to post. I post normal things like this all the time.

@CliftonR @futurebird

This thread is reminding me of the Hitchhikers Guide volume,
Mostly Harmless.
@futurebird not your fault if other people's interests are weak