Every time I have ever seen a k-pop boy band in my entire life I have thought "I want to look like that. Why am I not on T yet? Ah right, I am too old to look like that."

@ldottxt Jacob Burgess - "I fell in love like eight times during that"

Me: What a coincidence. I got tumescent like eight times during that. πŸ™ƒ

It's too much, though. πŸ˜• Like, obscene. They're so pretty I want to puke. And I bet they're insufferable divas. 🀭

@Yuriel oh god, same on both tbh. i'm erect and enamored

they're like squall leonhart pretty irl which is my life goal

@ldottxt The β€œI’m too old to look like that no matter what wardrobe/makeup/hormones are involved” is so much these days 😩.