Mastodawn

Get the hell up and

Keep yourself occupied. Don't get bored, those that get bored find themselves in a cabinet position in Rishi's government. Serves them right an' all.

@selzero
Morning you two, just stumbled in here!
Thought I would share, the Christmas prezzie, I've got for Ms DTs partner

May I license use of this image for future calls for diem carpeing?

My exact mood today. 😊

@DoubleTreble @selzero what is written inside the cup ?

Only those that carpe the diem and close get to read it.

COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS

@selzero @MishaVanMollusq @DoubleTreble I expected the Alt Text to be more entertaining. 😉How should one describe it?

I already think the image is too misogynistic, I didn't want to expand any further 🤣