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I just call them all clankers.
Wow, geez. Respect their culture. Say “clanka” if you have to, but even that’s pretty disrespectful

Is that even possible?

Like how many droids just, don’t have names? Or only have names because the peeps that designed them gave them names but nobody else really knows them?

Like that walking holocom droid used by Nute Gunray on Naboo, or Treadwell.

Personal favorite droid? Chopper. Dude is a freaking menace to society.

Fight me.
(lol)

I win

Fortunately, you’re in the wrong galaxy!
All I see is a lot of Rogers
Gonk. That’s the only one that matters.
“Every time this Gonk breaks down, I open it up and the damn thing is full of garbage!”

This is an excuse to share that my favorites as a kid were pit droids, and vuffy raa (or something like that?) which I found in one of my brother’s Star Wars books. It’s a big metal tentacle star fish guy and he’s real cool.

Edit: its vuffi raa

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Vuffi_Raa

Also, is there an independent Star Wars wiki? I couldn’t find one?

Vuffi Raa

Vuffi Raa was a specially designed and constructed droid thought to be an agent of the extra-galactic droid species known as the Silentium, who created him to explore the galaxy and learn about other civilizations for his "parental" droids. In one of Vuffi Raa's early encounters, he was reprogrammed by the shape-shifting Croke sorcerer Rokur Gepta. Gepta gave him to an agent, Osuno Whett, who used him in the field. He served Whett until asked to perform an operation that had him labeled as a "bu

Wookieepedia
Okay, I name all of them Steven
Roger, Roger,…
Rodger Rodger, Droid EV-RY is in maintinance but goes but Earnest on the account of his tweaky jaw, sir.
Friend Besto
This works so well as a Star Wars name I’m surprised it hasn’t been done for real yet.
Droid 1, droid 2, droid 3, droid 4, droid 5, droid 6, …
letters = "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ0123456789" for i in range(len(letters)): for j in range(len(letters)): for k in range(len(letters)): for l in range(len(letters)): print(letters[i]+letters[j]+letters[k]+letters[l]) print("CHOPPER")
And do it to the tune of the big Mac song

45 minutes later…

“…and then there was Sy Snootles… oh wait no that was—“

BANG

The gold one with a silver leg that speaks too much . The white and blue one that doesn’t speak. The other droids. The droidekas.