Low Quality FactsThreads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Our billionaire is better than your billionaire.
Mastodon: You actually don't need a billionaire at all.
Threads, Twitter, and Bluesky: Hold on, we have to ask our billionaire if that's true.
⁂Krafty⁂ #NoKings@lowqualityfacts Please do not post any more high quality facts like this. I will not tolerate it. If you want to post high quality facts, kindly make a second account.
@lowqualityfacts I love how I can always tell when you've boosted this post cause I regularly get at least two favorites on this reply!