haroldstorkAnon does it for the shrimp
These creative writing exercises are getting pretty good, despite being transparent.
Wait, greentext are fake???
As if someone would lie on the internet.
I’d report that shit to the police immediately if I ever saw a lie on the internet
ZILtoid1991Most of them are likely yes. At least this is logically sound to be true. Finding meaning in life helps with a lot of things, even if it's just a bunch of shrimps.
> I suddenly know how the shepherds felt as they gazed upon the newborn Christ.
You can tell the fake ones because they have no replies. The original writer just posts their story on /b/ or /r9k/ and takes a screenshot for reddit/lemmy/twitter before the thread dies
Fake: Anon meets a girl
Gae: Anon likely loves male shrimp
tacosanonymousHonestly? The only thing I feel after this post is hunger.
taigamanFake or not, story feels good. I feel like there are a lot of people in this world that just need to catch a spark for something.
_cnt0Plan B: get a good education and well paid job so you can afford vacations and underwater camera gear so you can take photographs of wild shrimps like this one I took in Croatia (female with eggs, btw):
TL;DR: shrimps are cool!
ZoidsbergFake and gay, but my mental health did improve dramatically when I started fishkeeping. Cant kill myself, who would feed the corydoras?